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HIGH TIDE FITNESS

Lift heavy. Eat protein.

Touch the water.

Smoke a little.

Repeat.

No excuses. No fluff. No crying in the comments.
 

COACHING FOR ADULTS

3 / 6 / 12 Month Coaching

Fully customized training and nutrition built around real life.

You don’t get pricing until we know if you’re serious.


If you want cheap, Google it.

 

If you want results suck it up.
 

Contact us

Desired Program

Couples Coaching

Train together or break up trying.

Month-to-month and long-term options available.


Accountability hits different when you share a bed.
 

GET STARTED NOW

MONTH-TO-MONTH PROGRAMS

 INDIVIDUAL TRAINING

Straightforward workout programming. 
No hand-holding.


Cancel anytime if life gets soft.

$9.99 Per Month

COUPLES

Same savage programming, built for two.

Cheaper than therapy.
 

$14.99 PER MOTNH

COOKBOOKS & PDFS

High protein meals that actually taste good.

No sad chicken.


No dry rice.
 

Glutes. Chest. Back. Arms.

Built for people tired of being average.
 

FOLLOW THE CHAOS

Daily lifts.


Real food.


Beach days.


Mildly inappropriate motivation.

No excuses. No refunds on effort. Stay salty.

© 2026 High Tide Fitness

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